Nonsense but then I have a solution

While the Magic Plastic Tuna opposes the social engineering of the university to ban smoking she is all for the equally social engineering of ridding the university of all plastic.  So my solution is give all your plastic, wanted or otherwise, to the Magic Plastic Tuna and she will do her anarchist best to see that it is banished from the university.  Just pile it on her desk and she will, rest assured, make sure it vanishes.  I guess I am "not as smart" as she as I can't see the difference between banning two harmful substances from the planet.  I guess one person's social engineering is another's utopian anarchist's dream.  Go figure...